Renee Unplugged

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING ENTRY CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL CONTENT. SO THATS ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO READ THIS F'N ENTRY!...

What's up Ladies and Gents A LOT of shit going on to comment on so lets get to it!


NAKED MAN ON CRACK ATTACKED BY ALLIGATOR
This should put a dent in the crack cocaine sales huh?

When you're fucked up on enough crack to go skinny dipping with alligators I think you need rehab. The 911 tape on this was hysterical. I'm totally shocked there wasn't "amateur home video" on this because it would've made million$$. I would've grabbed a box of popcorn-a rack
of beer and cheered the damn alligator on. That alligator should be a celebrity.

Damn where's Steve Irwin when you fucking need him? Yep dead.

ALLIGATORS 1 CRACKHEADS 0


BRITNEY'S EXPOSED CROTCH PHOTOS!
I finally got to see the infamous upskirt photos of Britney Spears getting in/out of the car showing her exposed pussy.

In a way I feel sorry for Britney because there are a lot of women in this country (me included)
who do not wear panties and in an awkward brief moment we've all flashed our pussyies to passersby. Britney's passersby just happen to be 50 people all with cameras.So now here's her exposed shaved pussy on the internet being put under public jokes and critiquement and downloaded by perverts.

Its no big deal people! So she doesn't wear panties on occaission- BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! I thought her pussy looked lovely but judging by her ass crack its a safe bet Britney also loves anal sex.

Its funny but as I looked at the photos I couldn't help but picture Justin Timberlake and KFeds faces used to eat that vagina- eeeeewwwww.


BRITNEY FOLLOW-UP
After pics of Britney's exposed pussy and fine ass hit the web. THOUSANDS of critical comments from fans and talkshows prompted Spears to go on a $3,000 shopping
spree for thongs and panties. We'll see how long that lasts...

BRITNEY EX #1 AIRS and SELLS DIRTY LAUNDRY
Britney Spears first hubby (the one she married for 48 hours in Las Vegas) is selling or sold Britney's panties she wore on their wedding night on ebay!

On top of that ex #1 claims to have talked to Spears after she dumped hubby #2 KFed. Ex #1 said Britney told him she had a tummy tuck after baby #2 to look skinnier and that he still carries a torch for Britney.

2 Problems here:
1-Why the hell did Britney confide to publicity seeking ex she had a tummy tuck and

2-If this asshole really held out any hope of getting back with her, why is he hawking her bloomers on ebay and telling her secret of her plastic surgery? STUPID!


PAM ANDERSON DIVORCES KID ROCK!
Yep sex goddess Pam Anderson filed for divorce from that ugly skeevy moron Kid Rock. There are 2 stories floating as to why.

#1-Kid Rock went on a rampage after he and Pam watched the hit film BORAT in which
Borat chases Pam Anderson in the movie. Kid didn't like the way Pam was portrayed and went cuckoo for CoCo Puffs which Pam didnt like.

#2-Kid Rock got tired of babysitting Pams kids while she went out partying. I'd go with #1 kids. This homely burnt out wanna be rapper had the ultimate trophy chick and out of a fit of possesiveness and jealousy BLEW IT!

Kid Rock will now be going on tour with 2 other dumbasses who got dumped by ultimate hotties-KFed and Nick Lachey. The I'm a Loser Tour will be performed at a mall near you!


HOTTEST WOMAN ON BOSTON RADIO? HEATHER FORD of 100.7 WZLX FM KARLSON and McKENZIE.
If you guys in Boston ever listen to morning radio you listen for the music and the personalities right? So do I.

I got hooked on WZLX FMs Karlson and McKenzie show because I LOVE listening to their news sidekick Heather Ford! I love Heathers voice it is SO sexy. Her laugh is great too. I really enjoy her humourous repartee with K&M and Heather's the reason I listen to the show!

TONY ROMO and JESSICA SIMPSON
Dallas Cowboys QB now banging Jessica Simpson. Jessica's ex- Nick Lachey has been calling
her for free tickets to Cowboys games as well as autographs.

YANKEES WINNING BIDDERS FOR IGAWA
You had to predict this huh? The Red Sox want to add a Japanese ace to their staff and now so do the Yanks. The Bombers winning bid of $26 Mil for rights to Japanese ace lefty Kei Igawa.

1- The Yanks will sign Igawa before the Red Sox sign Matsuzaka.

2-Scalpers will make a fortune selling tix to Japanese tourists at Sox Yanks series.

3-Expect to start seeing sushi and fucking saki vendors at the parks.

ROSIE ODONNELL
What a waste of human flesh is this frigging obnoxious broad huh?

DOUCHE BAG n. Rosie O'Donnell of the View. What a no talent bull dyke. She's so lardascious children play ring around the Rosie O'Donnell.


WHAT HELL IS...
Waking up shackeled naked to a bed next to a nude Rosie O'Donnell who's on the rag bitching nonstop in between gulps of food shipped in by the trailer load by Burger King.

MANNY RAMIREZ-GOTTA GO!
Yes he's a great hitter but I get the distinct feeling that the Red Sox players grew tired of Manny's bullshit in the clubhouse. He was a distraction and his teammates were pissed that
he sat out during crucial games to make the playoffs because of his bad hamstring/knee when everyone played in pain.

I think Sox mgr. Terry Francoma also grew tired of Manny's unpredictability of playing or not playing as well. Its time to trade Manny. The Red Sox will have a decent line-up in '07 and with a bounty of top slugging FA's available after '07 we'll replace Manny quite easily.

SOX SIGN OKAJIMA
The Red Sox signed Japanese lefty reliever Hideki Okajima for 2 years.

Note to all Red Sox players: Start learning Japanese this offseason.

STRIPPER 101
Don't be this guy:
A customer lays down a tip at the stage for a dancer and you happen to be sitting or go to the seat behind him to get the view the guy who tipped is getting because yor too fucking cheap to tip.

We dancers know you're probably the same guy who checks pay phones for loose change and still live rent free with mommy and daddy. Be a man and tip you cheap mother fuckers! So often have I seen guys who come in and tip generously and strangers realizing they can ride that guys wallet for free pussy shots and attention from the dancers. If you realize your fall into that category of stealing other guys views then please do not go to a stripclub until you get a 2nd job to afford to come in you cheap bastards.


WORST CLUB I EVER DANCED AT:
Easily. The Squire in Revere,Mass.

Did an amateur night and the table dances are a fucking joke. The customer pays $30 for 1 song and the house keeps $15 the girl gets $15.

2 songs is $50 house gets $20 girl $30.
3 songs $75 house gets $30 girl $45
4 songs is $100. house gets $40 girl gets $60.

The girl does all the work and the house gets a cut. The house mother's an old douche bag control freak. You will never see me in this dump ever.

PORNO CONTROVERSY: Bi XXX FILMS
Okay one of my girls brought up this question when we were hanging out a week ago.

Why is XXX video showing 2 or more women having sex more desired then say 2 or more
men having sex on film ?

Interesting...So we tested the question out. I went to the video store and bought 3 random videos 1 was an all gay film and 2 were bi (meanining one woman and 2 bi guys). Myself,several girlfriends,Matti and our driver watched the videos.

Matti (who has worked in the business as a stripper and is a DJ) and our driver left during the first scene of the gay movie. It was just sickening to them. They are not homophobic but watching 2 men having sex made them ill.

We girls on the other hand thought it was pretty good. The guys were gorgeous-built/ buffed and had really big cocks. A couple actors were too effeminate for me.

The bi film was the hottest of them all to us because here was this hot chick with 2 beautiful
stallions ordering them to do kinky shit with each other. Pretty wild!

See its a double standard in a mans world. Women who suck tits and eat pussy are gay like men who suck dick and fuck men in the ass. I love seeing beautiful people naked and exploring their intimacy with each other.

I used the gay XXX DVD as a frisbee and landed it in the trash. The bi DVDs I kept because it was something new and interesting to my collection. I'm very bisexual. I love sucking a big cock and getting fucked by one (my boyfriends). I also love having sex with gorgeous fit girls with big boobs,nice asses and tight pussies. Just give me a snorkel so I can muff dive forever I say.

Do I find 2 men making love sexy? Depending on the guys involved-yeah. I could see that once in a while but I'd prefer to see the other stuff more often.

I'll close with this question you can ponder....

Q:Why do straight women have gay male friends yet straight men have no gay female friends?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

That does it for me. Expect an update midweek next week because of baseball winter meetings. Til then-

Grin and Bare It!

XO
Renee