What the F***'s a SenaTard?

Hey Peeps and anyone else checking in. A special "Hey" goes out to Hazel Mae if she is checking in.

You may be wondering why the Ottawa Senators and their fans are referred to as "SenaTards" here? Check out what these retards put together, to a rousing ovation, as their pregame "pump the Tards and their fans up" ceremony.

There is no point recapping the game after watching this abomination - no wonder those donkey's lost. Forget the historical inaccuracies associated with the ceremony - it just speaks to how retarded they all are. Two more days and we'll all be singing Three Cheers For Ottawa.

A SenaTard is...

TUESDAY THREE PLAY
For those of you keeping track - last week ended up with a minimal gain, so the total is still ugly (-$3500 or so). Tonight's suggestions:

Montreal over Boston - the Habs dropped the one game I thought they would (Hazel Karma at the Banknorth???), they won't go back to Montreal tied up at 2. The clock strikes 11:59 for Boston tonight. Lay $100 on Montreal - $135.

San Jose over Calgary - the Sharks crapped the bed against the Flames on Sunday night - squandering a 3-0 first period lead; they'll make up for it tonight. Lay $100 on the Sharks - $130.

Toronto over Baltimore - the Jays should rebound tonight with Shaun Marcum on the mound - the O's have to come back down to reality sooner or later. Lay $100 on the Jays - $135.

That's it for today gang - enjoy the video - thanks for taking the time to check in.

Hazel, here's hoping things are groovy in your world.

I'm Out!