Dumb & Dumber

Meet Toronto's version of Harry and Lloyd:

Above is Toronto Maple Leafs General Manager John Ferguson Junior - architect of horrible trades, overseer of awful drafting (in the case of draft picks he hasn't traded), fairy godfather to the likes of Bryan McCabe, Hal Gill, Pavel Kubina, Jason Blake and too many more to mention, and scrooge to the likes of Paul Maurice, the coach he hand picked and tried to fire last weekend for the team's failings.

Below JFJ is Toronto Maple Leafs President Richard Peddie - Corporate big wig with no knowledge of the game of hockey entrusted to provide the organization with vision and leadership (when his head is removed from the collective rectum of the Ontario Teachers' Pension Fund representatives on the Board of Directors). Mr. Peddie is man of real integrity who admitted earlier this week that he may have made a mistake in hiring a GM with no experience to run Canada's team - he only admitted this five years after the fact and it had nothing to do with the fact he is trying to distant himself from this mess and save his hide.

Don't bother looking for these two at the Air Canada Centre - they're more likely to be found at a Service Canada office applying for "Pogie" (get it Leaf Nation?).

FIRE THESE TWO DONKEYS IMMEDIATELY