Renee's 2006 Champs & Chumps

Its that time of the year folks - Renee's handing out her end of the year 2006 awards and lets see who the winners and losers are...

BEST SPORTS CHAMPION...CAROLINA HURRICANES
(NHL) After the damage that hurricanes left in the USA the Carolina Hurricanes were the only hurricane people could feel good about.

Runners-Up:
*Detroit Tigers:we really eanted them to take the WS title

*Chuck Liddell(UFC) this guy is a fucking warrior personified.

WORST SPORTS CHAMPION:
NE REVOLUTION:
3 time losers of the MLS Cup now sponsored by the Heimlich Maneuver Foundation.

Runners Up:
*St.Louis Cardinals: the Red Sox humilated them in '04 and the country wanted the Tigers to win

*Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlisberger now.available to do Evel Knievel impressions at your
next event.

ATHLETE OF THE YEAR:
DAISUKE MATSUZAKA (Red Sox) Here's a guy who a team spent $51 million just to negotiate
with-dominated ESPN headlines and held up FA pitcher signings..He must be good!

CO- NON ATHLETES OF THE YEAR
TIGER WOODS (PGA) the guy dominates golf so much he needs to play with just clubs in his bag to make it a challenge.

ANY RACE CAR DRIVER - lets face it folks a sport where a car makes a bunch of fucking left turns on a big track is not a fucking sport- rush hour at your cities worst intersection is.

MOST BEAUTIFUL CELEBRITY
Driscs new baby girl...I said it - its my list thats that.

UGLIEST CELEBRITY (TIE)
ANGELINA JOLIE..she looks like a fucking space alien and she was married to Billy
Bob Sling Blade Thornton.

ROSIE O'DONNELL...anything with a head that fat should get liposuction..


SHITHEAD-DOUCHE BAG-CUNT OF THE YEAR
ROSIE O'DONNELL...here's a fatheaded ugly bull dyke complaining about hot women
doing things tat she fantasizes about!

Britney not wearing er panties showing her pussy off and Miss USA Tara Conner getting loaded and stoned doing other women!

ENTERTAINERS OF THE YEAR...
ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP: no other entertainers left people begging for more
fighting-blood and guts than these warriors did...its where the old time NHL fans went.

HOTTEST TOPIC OF THE YEAR...
BRITNEY SPEARS PUSSY admit it when the photos came out EVERYONE wanted to
see those Britney Spears upskirt photos of Britney's exposed vagina-even other women!

PERSON WE'LL MISS THE MOST
EVERY SOLDIER WHO DIED IN IRAQ or AFGHANISTAN.. These men and women are true heroes


PERSONS WE'LL MISS THE LEAST
THE SCUMBAGS WHO KILL THEMSELVES AFTER KILLING THEIR LOVED ONES and ALL PEDOPHILES-RAPISTS and SCAMMERS OF ELDERLY Cowardice garbage like this affirms my support of technology that accurately can predict behavior of such pieces of shit and flush them in a toilet.

(SADDAM HUSSEIN gets executed in '07 check back then...)

BEST FASHION TRENDS
GOIN' PANTILESS and GIRLS MAKIN OUT WITH GIRLS ON
FILM... Thank you Britney and Katie Rees!

WORST FASHION TRENDS
GRILLS those stupid jeweled mouth pieces hiphoppers and gangsta wanna be's wear.
nothing says look at me I'm a stupid dumbass motherfucker than wearing that shit on your teeth. I'm a firm believer that anyone that wears those huge gold jeweled chains and shit outside your shirt and on their teeth is the definition of a loser.

PANTS HUNG LOW believe it or not there are still morons who wear their pants hanging off their asses revealing those silly shorts.. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION when you see these frigging lobotomized snoop-diggety dogs to run up behind them and pull down their shorts and
pants and leave them for everyone to laugh at.


BEST SOCIAL TREND
HELPING OTHERS anytime you can do something nice for someone everyday or contribute your time or cash to a charity is a trend that never goes out in style. So grab some morons "bling" chain or jeweled mouth guard grill bring it to a pawn shop and donate proceeds to from it to the needy. Somehow blingers and grillers need for attention is secondary to the needs of the
ill-poor etc

WORST SOCIAL TRENDS '06
STUPID ATHLETES "Y-Know?"...."Uh" is there anything more stupid sounding when talking to an athlete or celebrity or friend and this happens....

Q:Hey Bob where did you get that great looking car?

BOB:"well y'know I just uh bought it y'know at the uh y'know that car dealer y'know in Boston uh off of y'know by the uh gas station y'know by the uh zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

When I hear anyone in a conversation with me start talking lke that? I fucking leave
"y'know?".

Listen to athletes during interviews. They are morons. You would figure that if they listened to
their interviews played back they'd spend $50,000 on a speech counselor. "y'know"


WHITE GUYS ACTING BLACK
These people insult the heritage they emulate. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION to take any white caucasion male or female acting black-gangsta or thuggy to the nearest projects or ghetto dump them off and leave. Guarantee they'll be scared white again.


BEST ENTERTAINER '06
THE COMPUTER/CELLPHONE we as people were glued to things to work and entertain us..they replaced TVs as society' babysitters

WORST ENTERTAINERS '06
NHL HOCKEY and JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE pro hockey players don't entertain like they used to
since they sissified the sport with crack down on violence.. Justin Timberlake reminds me of a bald headed ClayAiken-they both suck!

FUNNIEST MOMENT '06
Miss USA Tara Conner bawling her eyes out begging for a 2nd chance. here's a young girl who literally days before her infamous sob conference was bold enough to be naked with girls-blow coke up her nose-drink til 3am-sleep with half on NYC but lost her attitude upon almost getting fired. What a friggin' hypocrite. When released Jan 21 of '07 from rehab she will fuck up on a huge bender.

BEST SONG '06
tie: BAD DAY-DANIEL POWTER and
HOW TO SAVE A LIFE-THE
FRAY

couldn't get these songs outta my head all year.

WORST SONG '06
tie: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL-JAMES BLUNT
SEXY BACK- JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

Blunts is a faggy version of the BeeGees Robin Gibb and Timberlake has no right singing songs about a back when he doesn't have a spine to carry it on...

BEST GROUP '06
NICKELBACK-every song on the album was released as a single and charted in top 10
THE FRAY-Save A Life and Cable Car 2 songs that lived in your head.

WORST GROUP '06
GODSMACK-every song they'e ever rcorded sounds the same...

BEST TV SHOW '06
RESCUE ME (FX) Denis Leary combines the funniest wit and drama with a stellar cast. MUST WATCH SHOW! "24" and American Idol were my next favorites.

WORST TV SHOW '06
The VIEW-Rosie FATHEAD ODONNELL
NHL HOCKEY can't watch any of those they suck so bad.

BEST MOVIE '06
THE DEPARTED...the XXX video titles will be funny too The DeFarted
TALLADEGA NIGHTS BALLAD OF RICKEY BOBBY Will Ferrell is our new Bill Murray..

WORST MOVIE '06
THE WICKERMAN...thing went straight to video after its first week out...

Gotta Run its been fun...
Thanks for reading me in '06 Gang!
See Ya in '07!
XOXO
Renee